Bus journey was eventful this morning. The driver was struggling with his ticket printing machine. It was malfunctioning and was just printing an endless ream of blank tickets which was like a sausage machine on autopilot. Unable to stop it, the driver rang head office in a panic. Through remote assistance he managed to resolve it and we set off, late. "It looks like it's just going to be one of those days" muttered the angry driver after having reversed slowly out of the bus bay and into a stone wall.